Kook of the Month
  Bruce Ediger
  Matt Giwer
  Richard "Elijah" Schiller
  Joseph Goodman
  None of the Above

Clueless Newbie of the Month
  None of the Above

Hook, Line, and Sinker
  None of the Above

Weird Science
  Joseph Goodman
  None of the Above
  
Spaffie
  None of the Above

Golden Killfile
  None of the Above