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Bronze Leopard It's nice to have a reminder of the most recent deadly animal attack up front at the zoo. It adds something special to the affair. |
Land Vulture I think it's a Land Vulture, anyway. It's ugly, at the very least. |
Land Vulture Butt Of course, I can't find vultures on the web page. So it's probably something else. |
Zebra The zoo's most dangerous animal. |
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Antelope Some kind of antelope, anyway. I suppose I could probably look up which one on the web site. |
Crowned Crane That's a pretty bird! |
Ostrich and Zebra Living together, mass hysteria! |
Giraffe At least I can recognize these guys easily. |
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Giraffes are Tall Some sense of scale always helps. |
Hungry Giraffe Destroying a nicely located tree. |
Crowned Crane, II Dancing? Posing? Or just neat-looking? |
Ostrich They look intimidating, don't they? |
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Ostrich, II Of course, they're also lunch occasionally. |
Ostrich, III Maybe it's just that we're scared of what we eat. |
Ostrich, IV Or maybe they're really good at looking Real Big. |
Baby Giraffe So cute! |
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Baby Giraffe, II And so... okay, not really tiny. |
Giraffe Dinner How is he getting through the mesh? |
Giraffe Dinner, II Pure willpower. |
Mystery Bird They really don't list enough of them on their web site. |
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Dik-Dik The world's smallest antelope. |
Mytery Bird Returns Mystery |
Waldrapp Ibis This ugly-face, pretty-body guy was on the list. |
Duck The least exotic of all species was not listed, though. |
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Spotted Hen I think that's what this girl was, anyway. |
Spotted Hen, II She made for some interesting camera edge cases. |
Spotted Hen, III The camera just has a hard time focusing on her! |
Respect the Animals There were a lot of these signs up. I got the impression that they really wanted signs that said "DON'T TAUNT THE TIGER." |
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Gorillas One of them transformers into Optimus Primal, I know it. |
Gorillas, II They're always fascinating to watch, but a bit more depressing than most animals. |
Gorillas, III It's the whole "looks kindof human" thing. |
Gorillas, IV I mean, it doesn't seem *hellish*... but not great. |
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Gorillas, V I just wouldn't enjoy that kind of boredom. |
Gorillas, VI I guess I'd better go look at the kitties instead. |
Mandrill These guys seemed to be happier. |
Mandrill Or at least they didn't seem as bored. |
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Mandrill Fur Actually, their rear is pretty attractive. |
Photographers In captivity, these strange creatures like to admire trees! |
Peacock Pretty, annoying animals. |
Squirrel The second most exotic animal in the zoo! |
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Lemur These guys looked perfectly content; but I guess they're a few more steps away from human-looking. |
Lemurs You can also fit more of them in a given area... |
Flamingoes Well, these guys are sure photogenic! |
Flamingoes, II If only I could buy a plastic one for my back yard... |
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Flamingoes, III ...oh wait, I don't have one of those anymore. |
Flamingoes, IV I'll just have to stick with the pictures, then. |
Jacob Yes, Jacob really did come with. |
Random Parrot An Aussie parrot? Maybe. |
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More Random Birds That a big beak! I thought I saw that on the site... |
Kookaburra Sits in the old gum mesh. |
Koala Termites. I don't like them that much. |
Koala, II That said, they are cute little buggrs. |
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Red Kangaroo Must avoid singing the "in the pouch of a red kangaroo" song from my childhood... because it was stupid. |
Wallaby Hanging out. He has lots of space. |
Demonic Wallaby And he apparently needs it... |
Sleeping Roos These guys seem to like their enclosure, anyway. |
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Cassowary I recognize this bird! I do! |
Poison Tree Frog Poisoning the countryside, poisoning the peasants... |
Python Or some other large snake. |
Turtle Some scale probably would have helped in identification. |
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Macaws Pretty bird! |
Endless Alligator I should wrap it around somehow. |
Resting Alligator Oh, it was an optical illusion. Boring. |
Black Bear Vicious killing machines! |
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Black Bear, II You know, I'm not sure when the last time Colbert said that was... |
Polar Bear These guys looked upset. T |
Grizzly Bears Umm... yeah. Scary. Looked content enough, though. |
Monarch's Tale No more grizzlies in California? I hope so. |
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Warthog A little bit in the distance, but not bad. |
Rhino Rhinox? |
Rhino, II Where are the chainguns? |
More Antelope Or one of the sub-species anyway. |
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Tiger Oh boy, giant cats! |
Tiger Tongue Most zoos seem to have their giant cats sleeping whenever I'm around. |
Sleeping Tiger Or resting, anyway. |
Waking Up Back to hunting, I guess. |
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Tiger Paws Look at the size of those hands! |
Tiger It still just looks like a giant kitty. |
Lioness She looked pretty content in her world. |
Lion He looked even *more* content. |
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Giant Eland I suspect that they put the giant antelope guy right next to the giant cats as a distraction. |
Lion, II The best part was the noise that these guys were making. |
Lioness, II The roar was, undeniably, *scary*. |
Sea Otters From felines to... well, other cute. |
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Rhino This guy was really cranky. |
Rhino, II Stomping, scratching, I-want-out-NOW! cranky. |
Rhino Butt He also had a butt. |
Penguins One penguin... |
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Gay Penguins Two penguins! |
Gay Penguins, II Red Penguins! Blue Penguins! |
Penguin Couple They were cute, anyway. |
Tapir I really think these things are cute. |
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Tapir, II Look at those little noses! |
Giant Anteater This guy was pretty! |
Giant Anteater, II It's always nice when the animals decide to eat at the right times. |
Giant Anteater, III Maybe I need one of these as a pet. Whaddya think, Jesse? |
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Maguari Stork The web site helps me look things up! |
Scorpion Little. Yellow. Poisonous. |
Little Spider She's so cute! |
Big Spider She's so...big and cute! |
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Chupacabra Or something like that. |
Prairie Dog Another animal that I don't find that exciting anymore, I've seen too many of them over the years. |
Meerkat Watching from the other side of the glass. You get the impression that they might actually *like* being here... |
Scary Dog Head A guardian spirit for the zoo? I dunno, I just thought it was creepy, and a good way to finish up the set. |
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